thedailywhat:

Box Office Fail! of the Day: The Oogieloves apparently are a thing, and they apparently had a movie come out this weekend. Somehow, even after $60 million was dumped into production and promoting, nobody else cared knew about it either.

The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure now has the distinction of the worst opening ever for a wide release film. Some quick movie math reveals its $448,131 haul breaks down to $207 per theater, which means not even stoners wanted to take part in this interactive debacle.

[gawker]

malefiscent:

everyonedies:

unobject:

“A Spanish mother has taken revenge on the man who raped her 13-year-old daughter at knifepoint by dousing him in petrol and setting him alight. He died of his injuries in hospital on Friday.

“…he passed his victim’s mother in the street and allegedly taunted her about the attack. He is said to have called out “How’s your daughter?”, before heading into a crowded bar.

Shortly after, the woman walked into the bar, poured a bottle of petrol over Soriano and lit a match. She watched as the flames engulfed him, before walking out.

The woman fled to Alicante, where she was arrested the same evening. When she appeared in court the next day in the town of Orihuela, she was cheered and clapped by a crowd, who shouted “Bravo!” and “Well done!”“

I dunno man, I’m not a doctor but from what I understand if it’s a legitimate fire the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

^That comment. Yes.

thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! 

deadmau5:

Lol! Random? (Taken with Instagram)

michaelefear:

Golf course this morning in Patriot, Indiana. Wherever that is. (Taken with instagram)